Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Feb

29

What is that thumping noise? You’re either taking Leap Day literally or Chad has stopped by for “brunch” again.

Feb

28

“Why Tuesday?! That’s a week away and my vajayjay is already overgrown!” So I see you’re getting into politics…

Feb

22

“It’s a fact, I have a better chance of sleeping with our yoga teacher because I don’t fart in class.” Instead I get to hear them.

Feb

21

“I got so drunk on President’s Day that I forgot to see who our new President is!” Please still be drunk, please still be drunk.
Feb

17

“Mom, I have a job! It’s to entertain my Facebook family with cute pics and status updates.” Her generation will never understand.

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