What is that thumping noise? You’re either taking Leap Day literally or Chad has stopped by for “brunch” again.
“Why Tuesday?! That’s a week away and my vajayjay is already overgrown!” So I see you’re getting into politics…
“It’s a fact, I have a better chance of sleeping with our yoga teacher because I don’t fart in class.” Instead I get to hear them.
“Mom, I have a job! It’s to entertain my Facebook family with cute pics and status updates.” Her generation will never understand.