Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
May

10

Dear Girls Above Me,

“I would give anything for a hammer to bust through our door if it takes me to Chris Hemsworth.” I’ll go look for my toolbox.
May

08

Dear Girls Above Me,

“I don’t care that he’s spent time in jail, I just hate that he owns two pairs of Crocs!” You should fashion police arrest him.

May

07

Dear Girls Above Me,

“Pizza goes in the recycling, right?” Only if it’s Dominos.

Apr

23

Dear Girls Above Me,

“I’ve always wondered why Miami has so many Mexicans.” Stop wondering, they’re Cubans.

Apr

06

Dear Girls Above Me,

“Our pact: No matter who we are with or if we are ready, we have to get married and have kids at the same time.” Alright…I’m in.

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