Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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Dear Girls Above Me,
08
Dear Girls Above Me,
“I don’t care that he’s spent time in jail, I just hate that he owns two pairs of Crocs!” You should fashion police arrest him.
07
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Pizza goes in the recycling, right?” Only if it’s Dominos.
23
Dear Girls Above Me,
“I’ve always wondered why Miami has so many Mexicans.” Stop wondering, they’re Cubans.
06
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Our pact: No matter who we are with or if we are ready, we have to get married and have kids at the same time.” Alright…I’m in.