“I would get an electric car to save the environment, but I don’t wanna keep buying batteries.” You can buy double A’s in bulk.
“Do they actually go underwater to decide if the gays can get married?” Supreme Court, not Submarine Court.
“Wait what?! Drake murdered poor Amanda Bynes?!” You should work for TMZ.
“You idiot, the reason it doesn’t snow in LA is because of the ocean!” It finally happened. You now know less than Snooki.
We’re giving away 10 advanced copies of my new book: Dear Girls Above Me.
Enter by using the hashtag #DearGirlsAboveMe between
10 AM (ET) Mar 15, 2013, and 11:59 PM (ET) on Mar 22, 2013.
We’ll choose ten lucky winners on Friday, 3/22. Once winners are chosen,
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