Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jul

30

“What?! Why didn’t you tell me I had lipstick on my teeth the entire night!?” Probably cause she’s trying to fuck the same guy.

Jul

29

“I got a ticket for text driving and I have to go to court! Sorry I’m so popular, asshole.” I think you just mounted your case.

Jul

28

“The psychic said I’ll marry a redhead! I can’t have fire crotch kids!” I think their pubes will be the least of their problems.

Jul

27

“I just had such an OMG moment. This guy on the street lifted his cheek and let out the loudest fart!” It was meant to be silent!

Jul

26

“My version of white water rafting is to down a bottle of chardonnay.” My version of white water rafting is white water rafting.

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