“Isn’t it funny that we’ve both never seen a pickle tree before!?” Well I find it funny, but I think for a different reason.
“Don’t rocks originally come from dinosaur poo?” Yes, but now Dwayne Johnson makes them.
“I can’t believe I used to think cookies came from a cookie tree!” Your mental progress could unite rival countries.
“Regardless of hating my bikini, I think it’s time we post the pics from our skinny summer of 08′.” Such a brave sacrifice.