Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Feb

22

“It’s a fact, I have a better chance of sleeping with our yoga teacher because I don’t fart in class.” Instead I get to hear them.

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  1. Tyche says:

    Lucky you! At least you get a good laugh, if they are as loud as they must be… And hopefully you don’t get the odeur!

  2. regenkleding says:

    http://www.loveforrain.nl trendy regenkleding

  3. NotRelatedtoMosesHightower says:

    As long as its only hearing them.

  4. Kate says:

    The farts or the sex?

  5. Emily says:

    At first, I didn’t believe this was real. Then, I laughed so hard I almost cried. Now I’m pissed that all I hear from my upstairs neighbor is his excessive use of the bathroom… and also pissed that I have to hear his excessive use of the bathroom.

  6. U.N.Owen says:

    You want to sleep with their yoga teacher Charlie?

  7. Chupp22 says:

    Sad that I can’t comment on previous posts, but do these girls really sleep with every guy that moves? Wouldn’t that make them walking STDs?

  8. Annesofie says:

    I was thinking.. what are you going to do if the girls find out about this website?

  9. Wendy says:

    What if they MOVE???

  10. Sadie says:

    Or worse, what if they get smarter?

  11. Lena says:

    I doubt their yoga teacher would want to sleep with any student, regardless of whether they fart or not.

  12. Emily says:

    Poor Charlie! And poor yoga teacher…

  13. Meg says:

    Charlie on the Oscars red carpet! If the girls knew this they would start hitting on him and it would be so funny for all of us.

  14. SarahTheWolf says:

    I was just at mah dads, and i missed this site XD

  15. emily(: says:

    I saw you with Rooney at the Oscars(: She should have won best actress, i LOVED her movie!

  16. Jenn says:

    I saw you at the Oscars. Looking very sharp, sir.

  17. Em says:

    Look at you, Charlie, looking so dapper at the Oscars! I wonder what the girls above you would say…

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