Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Mar

29

“For the lotto I picked the jersey numbers of the soccer players I hooked up with in high school!” You’re only allowed 6 numbers…

Mar

28

(at 2AM) “Were we even born when the world was 8 days a week?” Ladies, time to turn off The Beatles and get some sleep.

Mar

26

(singing) “Never mind, I’ll find someone like you. I wish nothing but a really good poo.” Should I sing backup from the toilet?

Mar

23

“I’m beyond excited to see Hunger Games! I can finally pretend like I read the book.” I KNEW you never read Precious!

Mar

22

“Oh my God, do you think that a long time ago the world used to be in black and white?” Yes, color came when you two were born.

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