Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Feb

28

I pray that imitating Colin Firth in The King’s Speech is just a temporary thing…”F-F-F-Fanco is s-s-so h-h-hot.”

Feb

25

“The cleaning lady canceled! Okay, go to Youtube and look for a video on how to use a washing machine.” Remember LOTS of bleach.

Feb

24

“Wait, when it’s a hardcover it’s a novel and when it’s floppy it’s just a book?” All you need to know is it’s available on tape.

Feb

23

“I can’t believe I checked out a homeless guy and even thought about giving him a dollar!” The cup I was holding HAD COFFEE IN IT!

Feb

22

“Shit fucks! I pocket dialed my gyno while I was hooking up with Ryan!” Look on the bright side, I bet he’ll see you tomorrow now.

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