Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Oct

31

“Ahhhhhh!” What? “Ahhhhhh! What? “Ahhhhhh!” What!? “Kim Kardashian is getting a divorce!” Thanks for wasting my whats.

Oct

28

“How do I spell ‘nude costumes’? Nevermind, I know. Actually, is there a–Oh, I got it. No I don’t.” I’m picturing: nood customs.

Oct

27

“She’s dressing up as a pumpkin? JUST a pumpkin!? So shady, I don’t trust this bitch.” Agreed, never trust something not slutty.

Oct

26

“I don’t care how big his cock is, Claire, he still uses Myspace!” But an average size penis on Facebook is okay, right? Phew.

Oct

24

“Can a hypnotist cure me from eating too many almonds except for on the weekends?” I’d focus on the impulsive one-night stands.

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