“Ahhhhhh!” What? “Ahhhhhh! What? “Ahhhhhh!” What!? “Kim Kardashian is getting a divorce!” Thanks for wasting my whats.
“How do I spell ‘nude costumes’? Nevermind, I know. Actually, is there a–Oh, I got it. No I don’t.” I’m picturing: nood customs.
“She’s dressing up as a pumpkin? JUST a pumpkin!? So shady, I don’t trust this bitch.” Agreed, never trust something not slutty.
“I don’t care how big his cock is, Claire, he still uses Myspace!” But an average size penis on Facebook is okay, right? Phew.
“Can a hypnotist cure me from eating too many almonds except for on the weekends?” I’d focus on the impulsive one-night stands.