Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Oct

29

“It’s racist to wear black face paint on Halloween? We gotta rethink our Oprah and Gayle costumes.” Just say you’re Snooki and Jwoww.

Oct

28

“I regret making my therapist a mix CD for her Birthday. She’s gonna over analyze that Eminem song.” You DO have similar mom issues.

Oct

27

“I dropped my cell in the dumpster again! Should I ask that guy for help?” If I shaved would you stop asking me to dig through trash?

Oct

26

My mom stopped by and I had to SHUSH her so I could hear all about “Jen’s new tatas.” She headed for the door…I didn’t stop her.

Oct

25

“The rain is like two swords; it makes my nipples look great, but it also makes my hair look like death.” Double edged sword?

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