Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Apr

30

Tonight’s my “GAM listening social.” Im like a proud dad going to his daughter’s first violin recital. Dont fuck this up for me.

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Apr

29

Just as a friendly reminder, Im pretty sure you guys are both due for a “vajayjay wax”. God, Im such a good neighbor.

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Apr

28

“I seriously think Im adopted. My mom has legit DD’s and Im only a small C.” I would start by making sure mom’s are “legit”.

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Apr

27

This morning at Starbucks I was able to actively participate in a conversation about Longo’s lip & cheek hydro stick. Thank you.

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Apr

26

I named him Lance. We stayed awake till morning discussing Chaucer & places to throw up. BEST PARTY EVA.

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