Tonight’s my “GAM listening social.” Im like a proud dad going to his daughter’s first violin recital. Dont fuck this up for me.
Just as a friendly reminder, Im pretty sure you guys are both due for a “vajayjay wax”. God, Im such a good neighbor.
“I seriously think Im adopted. My mom has legit DD’s and Im only a small C.” I would start by making sure mom’s are “legit”.
This morning at Starbucks I was able to actively participate in a conversation about Longo’s lip & cheek hydro stick. Thank you.
I named him Lance. We stayed awake till morning discussing Chaucer & places to throw up. BEST PARTY EVA.