Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jan

23

“At one point he held my hand and squeezed it 3 times. I think he was saying ‘I love you!'” I think he was saying “I just farted.”

Jan

20

“I’m a vegetarian now! Except for chicken, I love chicken…and fish…and bacon…and crab cakes…” I guess I’m a vegetarian too.

Jan

19

“American Idol is finally back! I’m making it official, I’m gonna audition next week!” The auditions were pre-taped 6 months ago.

Jan

17

“Do you think a day will ever come when we don’t wanna listen to The Black Eyed Peas anymore?” Can that day start right now?

Jan

13

“It’s Friday the 13th?! I can’t get my hair dyed today! What if there’s a killer there?” Don’t let him turn you into a brunette!

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