“At one point he held my hand and squeezed it 3 times. I think he was saying ‘I love you!'” I think he was saying “I just farted.”
“I’m a vegetarian now! Except for chicken, I love chicken…and fish…and bacon…and crab cakes…” I guess I’m a vegetarian too.
“American Idol is finally back! I’m making it official, I’m gonna audition next week!” The auditions were pre-taped 6 months ago.
“Do you think a day will ever come when we don’t wanna listen to The Black Eyed Peas anymore?” Can that day start right now?
“It’s Friday the 13th?! I can’t get my hair dyed today! What if there’s a killer there?” Don’t let him turn you into a brunette!