Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Dec

28

“He goes ‘penny for your thoughts,’ I said, dad, a pair of Louboutins and I’ll tell everything.” He can visit my website for free.

Dec

27

“We have a major situation on our hands: He’s ungoogleable! I don’t date anyone I can’t stalk first.” Thank God we’re not dating.

Dec

25

I just don’t relate to my family anymore. Miss you guys. Merry Christmas.

Charlie missing his heels

Dec

23

“Holy Kardashian! The world is seriously coming to an end, there are TWO rainbows outside!” Seems like a pretty gay way to go out.

Dec

22

Thanks to your itunes playlist, I hummed Taylor Swift’s Mine at a football party. They only let me drink “light” beer.

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