Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Feb

28

“Why Tuesday?! That’s a week away and my vajayjay is already overgrown!” So I see you’re getting into politics…

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  1. monica says:

    oh gosh… Im suprised its overgrown, she seems the type to do it everyday.shes an odd one

  2. Eduard says:

    OMG! Charlie, are you ok?

  3. Kara says:

    Charlie, I was worried the girls would figure you out if they watched the oscars!

  4. Cassidy says:

    Whoo! Birthday post is funny.

  5. Gamble says:

    I wish I had more context surrounding this one lol

  6. Loveless says:

    Oh gosh XD Those girls are so weird. You have one hell of a handful

  7. Lena says:

    I don’t know if I’m naive, but does this mean one of them wants to get a Brazilian wax done? Because I seriously doubt a “vajayjay” can “become overgrown” in the literal sense…

  8. Brooke Phillips says:

    You looked pretty hot at the Oscars! Wish your girl would have won! She deserved it!

    • Charlie McDowell says:

      I agree…to the should have won part.

      • Rudy says:

        I think The Streep Lady won because of her front teeth. If the girl with the dragon tattoo had them instead of some badass tattoo it would have been different.

  9. michael says:

    I know you try to post everyday, but sometimes there are big gaps between posts.. I always wonder if the girls are just out of town, or just not being annoying.

  10. emily says:

    Why charlie! Didn’t realize you were so famous. I definitely also agree to the should have won part. Don’t ever stop eavesdropping on those girls, these posts make my day! (Did they realize it was you at the oscars??)

  11. Eduard says:

    I’ll be fine, thanks…but seriously, I was just thinking about the defensive skills one should think of against such things as the GAM and I found out you’re probably doing the best thing already by sharing it here, leaving comments and helping us refine so we can help you eventually…so don’t worry, we’re behind you…;)

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