Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jun

30

“She was totally bragging about changing a flat tire. Who cares, that’s why they invented AA.” Pretty sure you’re missing an A.

Jun

29

“She said I’m way too PC! Umm, excuse me, but I’ve ALWAYS been a Mac girl.” I’m sure your iPhone has a politically correct app.

Jun

28

“Claire, I need some toilet paper NOW!” Umm, Claire just left…I would help but I’m not gonna blow my cover for a number one.

Jun

27

“Okay, you buy the alcohol and a flare gun and I’ll let everyone know what time to look into the sky!” There’s also Evite.

Jun

24

“Think about it, no model is hotter than us cause underneath we’re all just skeletons.” My skeleton has a Cindy Crawford mole.

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