Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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Dear Girls Above Me,
“Eww, Cathy. Was that a regular fart or did you just Queefer Sutherland?” You have 24 hours to never say that again.
29
Dear Girls Above Me,
(phone) “Mom, the hurricane is there!? Well go make a smoothie and hide in your car!” Now I know who to contact in an emergency.
26
Dear Girls Above Me,
“A rebellion is happening in Libya between the people who support Qaddafi and former military members.” Who the hell was that?!
25
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Claire, did you have really loud porn style sex last night?!” Sorry, next time I’ll turn the volume down and close the windows.
24
Dear Girls Above Me,
I kept thinking you wanted a Philips head screw, but instead I’d like to preemptively congratulate Philip on your date tonight.
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