Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
May

31

“Oh I get it. It’s called string cheese cause it comes off all stringy.” Next week we’ll tackle Push-Pops.

May

30

“She was a major buzz kill talking about death and war. I wanted to be like, relax, it’s a holiday weekend!” Happy Memorial Day.

May

27

“I can’t believe we even pretended to like that song Friday.” So Rebecca Black is not “totally the next Madonna?” I trusted you!

May

26

“Her wedding is in Costa Rica?! Wait, don’t Americans get kidnapped in Mexico all the time?” Good thing you’re not going there.

May

25

“Is that an ash cloud?”  Just a cloud.  “Ooo, ash cloud?”  Just a different cloud.  “Ash cloud!”  THERE ARE NO ASH CLOUDS IN LA!

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