Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
31
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Oh I get it. It’s called string cheese cause it comes off all stringy.” Next week we’ll tackle Push-Pops.
30
Dear Girls Above Me,
“She was a major buzz kill talking about death and war. I wanted to be like, relax, it’s a holiday weekend!” Happy Memorial Day.
27
Dear Girls Above Me,
“I can’t believe we even pretended to like that song Friday.” So Rebecca Black is not “totally the next Madonna?” I trusted you!
26
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Her wedding is in Costa Rica?! Wait, don’t Americans get kidnapped in Mexico all the time?” Good thing you’re not going there.
25
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Is that an ash cloud?” Just a cloud. “Ooo, ash cloud?” Just a different cloud. “Ash cloud!” THERE ARE NO ASH CLOUDS IN LA!
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