Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Feb

18

“Wait, so all presidents we’ve had were born on the same day!?” Well, we have yet to see Obama’s birth certificate…

Feb

14

(crying) “I don’t wanna be a fat, bloated, bloody valentine!” Look on the bright side, Chad didn’t get you pregnant!

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Feb

12

“I’ve totally decided to follow the Pope’s footsteps and retire.” Technically, don’t you need a job to do that?

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Feb

03

“I’m definitely rooting for the San Francisco 69ers.” I’d like to see THAT logo.

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