Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
May

18

“Did you steal Petunia’s charger so you could charge Mufasa?!” I hate repeating myself, YOUR VIBRATORS DESERVE THEIR OWN CHARGERS.

May

10

“I would give anything for a hammer to bust through our door if it takes me to Chris Hemsworth.” I’ll go look for my toolbox.
May

08

“I don’t care that he’s spent time in jail, I just hate that he owns two pairs of Crocs!” You should fashion police arrest him.

May

07

“Pizza goes in the recycling, right?” Only if it’s Dominos.

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