Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Nov

12

“I wish I knew a veteran so I could get some of these great deals at Nordstroms.” Life. Liberty. Discounted pillow shams.

Nov

09

“They can’t put a gas station just anywhere. It has to be above a gas hot springs.” Good thing they flow on every busy corner.

Nov

06

“What do you mean I needed to register to vote? Can’t I just text it in?” I knew it was too good to be true.

Nov

05

“Is it bad that I’m gonna vote for Obama mostly so I can see Michelle looking happy in a great dress?” Good enough for me!

Nov

01

“I think the people who work at Starbucks are racist. They keep yelling out for the ‘tall black guy!'” Black Eye. It’s a drink.

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