Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jul

29

“The psychic said I might have a stalker in my life!” I much prefer “a friend who always listens,” thank you very much.

Jul

28

“I’m telling you, I have Toxic Shock Syndrome!” What the hell is Toxic Shock Syndrome? Hold on, let me Google–EWWWWWW!

Jul

27

“She’s kinda pathetic, spending years studying just to work at a bar.” Does this “bar” happen to be called “the bar?”

Jul

26

“He’s really hot but sometimes in public he acts so premature. Grow up!” You’re not even remotely using that word correctly.

Jul

25

“Amy Winehouse was killed in Norway!?” Hey CNN, slow down!

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