Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
31
Dear Girls Above Me,
“The world has til tonight to come to an end. I knew it was all bullshit!” Is there a movie called “2011″ I don’t know about?
30
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Supposedly if you get wasted the night before New Years, your hangover isn’t as bad on New Years.” Words from a true alcoholic.
29
Dear Girls Above Me,
“I don’t understand weather talk, but it says there’s a 10% chance it’s going to rain on New Years. Is that high?” Are you high?
28
Dear Girls Above Me,
“I’m returning all presents from my mom, not because I don’t like them, but because she just assumed I’m a size 4.” But you are…
21
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Christmas tree lights on or off while we’re out of town? I say off. No idea why.” Thanks for accidentally saving my life.
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