Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Dec

31

“The world has til tonight to come to an end. I knew it was all bullshit!” Is there a movie called “2011″ I don’t know about?

Dec

30

“Supposedly if you get wasted the night before New Years, your hangover isn’t as bad on New Years.” Words from a true alcoholic.

Dec

29

“I don’t understand weather talk, but it says there’s a 10% chance it’s going to rain on New Years. Is that high?” Are you high?

Dec

28

“I’m returning all presents from my mom, not because I don’t like them, but because she just assumed I’m a size 4.” But you are…

Dec

21

“Christmas tree lights on or off while we’re out of town? I say off. No idea why.” Thanks for accidentally saving my life.

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