Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Nov

30

“I’m having the worst day and it’s all because no one ‘Liked’ my status update.” I’ll be nice and give you this one.

Nov

29

“Umm, Bradley Cooper is not the Sexiest Man Alive. What about Gos, Effy, Chan, Laut, and Gylly?” Oh no, I totally understood that.

Nov

28

“She said I’ll fall for a guy who drives a green Subaru. I think we need a new psychic.” Wait! I’m in the market for a new car…

Nov

24

Happy Thanksgiving…I miss you. Last night I made my mom and sister chat outside my door just so I could fall asleep.

Nov

22

(phone) “Mom, if I come home for Thanksgiving I want calorie signs beside each dish.” That was all the Native Americans wanted too.

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