Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Feb

21

“I got so drunk on President’s Day that I forgot to see who our new President is!” Please still be drunk, please still be drunk.

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  1. Lawlieter says:

    I nominate Charlie as the new President of these United Morons. :)

    Also, I saw the trailer for the new movie God Bless America and thought of this site.

  2. Booklover says:

    Wow…..I second your nomination

  3. GuardGirlie93 says:

    Wow. . .only they. Only they.

    They’re an insult to womanly intellect everywhere

  4. Meaghanne says:

    That’s the stupidest remark an “adult” has ever made. thank you for documenting the fall of the human race Charlie.

  5. Em says:

    I, too, nominate Charlie to govern this Idiocracy. Not that he’s an idiot, because he’s not, but because perhaps he could find a way to cure stupidity.

  6. Emily says:

    These girls remind me of a quote.. “Some people are like Slinky’s; not really good for anything but it’s fun to watch them fall down stairs.”

  7. Sadie says:

    I saw that quote on unrelated captions! So true.

  8. Ev says:

    How about somebody tell them that they won the election? That could be good for laughs.

  9. Matt says:

    Ah, Presidents’ Day. Beloved by school children, bank workers, and boarder-line alcoholics.

    • Carol says:

      I can’t spell well either, but sometimes I do get the homonyms. I think you meant borderline. “Boarder line” sounds like you’re schtupping the landlady…

  10. Lena says:

    Thank goodness they didn’t get the idea to try run for President themselves! Imagine:

    “OMG! New law: All women MUST wear their best bikinis on National Swimwear Day, and all men must NOT wear speedos!”

  11. Megan says:

    yikes….

  12. Gamble says:

    I’m not sure if I want to laugh or cry

  13. Jack-o-lantern says:

    I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

  14. McKenzie says:

    I don’t know why all of you guys are hating on these girls so much. I love them haha. I seriously think this is thee funniest thing flippin ever.

    Thank you for allowing me to yet again, read your blog and procrastinate on all of my papers.

  15. Howard says:

    facepalm*

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  17. Gypsy says:

    That’s so said. Even my kindergarteners know what President’s Day is for. (Of course, I was the one who taught them that.)

  18. Me says:

    I really don’t understand how people can get drunk all the time and especially on weekdays. Geez!

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