Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Feb

26

I think u caught me singing passionately in the shower. So I had a “you moment”? Thats embarrassing.

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Feb

24

I had a dream u took my mother on a Club Med vacation & y’all became “soul sistas”. How dare u take her to Club Med.

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Feb

23

Impressed when u said “I wanna help Haiti money donations” til I realized u said “I wanna help Heidi Montag’s doctor.”

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Feb

22

The louder u play Shakira, the louder I play Moby. Dont care u think I “must be gay”, I found your kryptonite.

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Feb

19

Sorry about ur fight but nice discovery: “being on the same moon cycle makes us soul sisters & nasty bitches.”

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