Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jul

30

“Hey Olympic website, stop being so annoying and just tell me when David Beckham is swimming!” I think you’re confusing your abs.

Jul

30

“So the ‘right to bear arms’ has nothing to do with acting like you’re a bear?” No, but it totally should.

Jul

11

“Oh my G-string, has anyone named their baby Chardonnay yet?!” I think you could be the first alcoholic to claim it!

Jul

10

Seeing is that it’s my birthday and you’ve put me through so much trauma, I expect one of these: http://bit.ly/HN4Kky

Jul

09

“How can my mom expect me to find a job while things are so unresolved with TomKat?” Ask Siri.

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