Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
08
Dear Girls Above Me,
“The news says that Proposition 8 was overturned. What does overturned mean?! Quick, turn on Ellen!” It means she’s happy.
03
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Helmets ruin the Super Bowl for me when all they really do is hide Tom Brady’s gorgeous face.” Concussions are SO overrated.
02
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Groundhog Day is a real thing?! So there are people who keep living the same day over and over?!” Yep, and that person is me.
23
Dear Girls Above Me,
“At one point he held my hand and squeezed it 3 times. I think he was saying ‘I love you!’” I think he was saying “I just farted.”
20
Dear Girls Above Me,
“I’m a vegetarian now! Except for chicken, I love chicken…and fish…and bacon…and crab cakes…” I guess I’m a vegetarian too.
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