Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
31
Dear Girls Above Me,
“So, the war in Iraq is officially over? Didn’t that happen like 3 years ago?” No, that was just Cameron and Justin ending things.
30
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Okay, I honestly just noticed that keyboards aren’t in alphabetical order.” This is a quote from you and my two year old cousin.
27
Dear Girls Above Me,
“At first his road rage was totally hot, but now it’s getting Chris Brown scary.” Yet somehow I always feel like I’m your Rihanna.
26
Dear Girls Above Me,
“[singing] When the moon hit’s your eye, like a big pizza pie, that’s VAGINA. DaDaDaDaDaaa.” Did you guys bake pot brownies again?
25
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Tiger’s ex so won, she’s rich as hell AND doesn’t have to watch golf anymore.” That was actually a stipulation in the prenup.
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