Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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Dear Girls Above Me,
“Claire, you lost your virginity to a Jewel song!?” Don’t feel bad, my special moment was to the first 31 seconds of Big Pimpin’.
29
Dear Girls Above Me,
“If we wanna leave her party, say the words, I’M SUPER DRUNK.” This might get confusing as you’re actually getting “super drunk.”
28
Dear Girls Above Me,
“I had the hottest video chat sesh with the French guy last night!” Pierre?! I knew I shouldn’t have gone bowling!
25
Dear Girls Above Me,
“I’m actually kinda depressed I was never on The Hills.” I won’t sit idly and watch you give up on your dreams. The Jersey Shore?
24
Dear Girls Above Me,
“I bet this Arnold Palmer guy named a drink after himself just to be a celebrity?” Now he can retire & take up a sport like golf.
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