Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jun

30

“Claire, you lost your virginity to a Jewel song!?” Don’t feel bad, my special moment was to the first 31 seconds of Big Pimpin’.

Jun

29

“If we wanna leave her party, say the words, I’M SUPER DRUNK.” This might get confusing as you’re actually getting “super drunk.”

Jun

28

“I had the hottest video chat sesh with the French guy last night!” Pierre?! I knew I shouldn’t have gone bowling!

Jun

25

“I’m actually kinda depressed I was never on The Hills.” I won’t sit idly and watch you give up on your dreams. The Jersey Shore?

Jun

24

“I bet this Arnold Palmer guy named a drink after himself just to be a celebrity?” Now he can retire & take up a sport like golf.

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