Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Oct

31

“Oh my God, the tailor didn’t make my Big Bird costume sexy enough!” It’s all in the yellow stilettos.

Oct

29

“Look out the window! Is Sandy here yet?” 3,000 miles due east, I see her coming!

Oct

26

“I heard that only people who went to some school get to vote this year. That doesn’t seem fair.” The Electoral College?

Oct

25

“Ellen DeGeneres is funny and all, but it’s really weird how much she loves her car.” Her wife’s name is Portia.

Oct

12

“Paul Ryan is going to be our next president based on the fact that he’s a total hottie.” Google Mitt Romney.

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