Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Apr

19

“That missing suicide bomber should be killed for what he did in Boston.” According to you he already has.

Apr

17

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Apr

16

“I got another ticket for parking in front of a fire hydrant when there wasn’t a fire!” At least you have an airtight court case.

Apr

10

“He was so hot but bragged about being from Chilis. So what, he grew up in a restaurant?” Makes more sense than being from Chile.

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