Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Feb

17

“Mom, I have a job! It’s to entertain my Facebook family with cute pics and status updates.” Her generation will never understand.

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  1. Kate says:

    You kinda have that job, too. In addition to your other one. But you do it extremely well.

    Also, does this mean she’s working two jobs? One entertaining people she knows on the internet, and one entertaining people she doesn’t know on the internet!

  2. Booklover says:

    So wait….There mom wants them to get a job?! They may have to get off there butts and do something? I see visions of the simple life, or 2 broke girls…

  3. Lena says:

    The impression that I got from these girls is that they’d have to be really rich.
    Or else, how can they live so…so…carelessly?
    In any case, a REAL job might be good for slowly integrating them into the world. O_o

  4. Santiago says:

    Get a picture of them somehow, and turn them into a meme

  5. Nai says:

    Wait a sec hold the phone, you mean you didn’t tell your mother about how you really earn money out on the streets? Well, I’m sure she would appreciate it if you told her.

  6. Sumtin says:

    Are you friends with them on facebook?

  7. Anon says:

    Clearly he can’t give us their Facebook when he can’t give us their names.

  8. Sadie says:

    What would we DO if we had their facebooks anyway? Make side comments about their personal lives and watch them freak out?

  9. Louisa says:

    I guess i’m way more employed than I previously imagined, by that logic.

  10. U.N.Owen says:

    Simply put, her mother is suffering from an early onset of dementia or Alzheimer. Nothing else would explain the conversation between the mother and her “little girl”.

  11. GuardGirlie93 says:

    If that was true, then I’d be getting oodles of money and not have to worry about trying to raise funds for a car, college stuff, and drum corps tour fees. I NEED THAT MONEY!

    Wish posting on Facebook earned money for all those reasons. . .the car and drum corps fees especially. It costs $2,600 in tuition for the corps I want to march ALONE. That’s not including everything else. . .like possible hospital fees and food for when it’s midnight, I’m on a bus and I get hungry.

    Not trying to beg for money, just venting. :)

  12. crazyluna says:

    YES!

  13. crazyluna says:

    YES! it seems i have found this blog again!!!
    wow……this is sad….

  14. Megan says:

    Hey charlie! as of today, I am following this again….. I found it a LOOONG time ago and never stayed with it….so it’s my first comment! (well, and I’m crazyluna, but…) THESE PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS!

  15. Chupp22 says:

    I have been following DearGirlsAboveMe.com for about a year now, and it really is incredible how dumb these girls are. I sort of wish I could be the dude on the floor below Charlie so I could hear him laughing as he types away. Who knows I could even do a DearDudeAbovemeWhoLivesbelowGirlsAboveHim…Not that ketchy though. I blogged about The Facebook Status though making fun of it anyway.

    I am glad I am not the only cynical person left in the world that gets a kick out of stupidity!

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