Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Mar

30

“He wanted to know the last book I’ve read and all I could think of was Goodnight Moon.” And didn’t your mom read that to you?

Mar

29

“Claire, admit it, your gaydar’s totally off. His status update says, ‘Scissor Sisters opening for Lady Gaga!’” Really?! Hell yeah!

Mar

28

(regarding her loud fart) “Exactly why I’ll never move in with a guy. Who wants to give THAT up?” I guess I’m the lucky one then.

Mar

24

“Hey Claire, what day is it?” Oh no, please don’t sing–“It’s Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday.” It’s Thursday!

Mar

23

“Oh God, I must’ve drunk Facebook posted again! This time about a new weight-loss product.” It’s time to change your password.

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