“I so would’ve given him carriage-head during that long ride to Buckingham Palace.” And that’s why you’ll never be a princess.
“Can’t I like flash my boobs or something to get out of jury duty?” Not unless you wanna end up on the stand.
“Is there some Australian guy yelling at us to ‘put a cork in it’?” Excuse me, that was my Russian accent, thank you very much.
“She’s waiting on the results of her biopic. It better not be life threatening.” Although her life story might make a nice biopsy.
“What the hell does Easter have to do with Jesus anyway?” You don’t know? He’s the one who hires the Bunny.