Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Apr

29

“I so would’ve given him carriage-head during that long ride to Buckingham Palace.” And that’s why you’ll never be a princess.

Apr

28

“Can’t I like flash my boobs or something to get out of jury duty?” Not unless you wanna end up on the stand.

Apr

27

“Is there some Australian guy yelling at us to ‘put a cork in it’?” Excuse me, that was my Russian accent, thank you very much.

Apr

26

“She’s waiting on the results of her biopic. It better not be life threatening.” Although her life story might make a nice biopsy.

Apr

25

“What the hell does Easter have to do with Jesus anyway?” You don’t know? He’s the one who hires the Bunny.

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