Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Sep

30

(screaming) “J. Lo, if you’re out there, what eyeliner do you use!?” It’s times like these I wish I had a sassy Latina accent.

Sep

29

“He’s going on a family vacation to Amazon? To like the headquarters or something?” More likely than that measly rainforest.

Sep

28

“What should I Google if I wanna figure out how to invent diet coke without any bubblies?” Maybe try “there’s no hope for me”?

Sep

27

“Nancy Grace’s areola is so much bigger than mine! That’s never how I imagined it.” This is something you think about day-to-day?

Sep

26

“Oh my God, the power just went out! THE POWER JUST WENT OUT! Turn on the lights, I can’t see!” You’re way funnier in the dark.

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