Your aunt invented the “caesar salad sandwich” but not the salad? Is that even possible? So it’s a genetic thing.
Got your note. I can see how “all the spots look the same when you’re drunk.” No worries, thanks for all your info!
Your boss has “no idea u ditched work cause you’re still a little drunky” Not if he follows me on Twitter.
It’s called Pepto Bismol and is available at any drugstore.
Just because a guy looked at you funny on the street, doesn’t mean you’re living in The Truman Show.