Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jan

12

(singing) “Ovvvulation.  Ovvvulation.  Ovulation, ovulation, ovula-a-a-a-tion.” You’re not allowed to be around men today.

Jan

04

“Did you know that dogs eat grass to make themselves throw up? Do you think if we–” There’s a patch of grass in the courtyard.

Jan

03

“Seeing The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo has made me wanna get a badass tattoo.” The Girl With The Star On Her Foot isn’t “badass.”

Jan

02

“I’m honestly way too hungover to remember the last time I got that drunk.” December 29th, 2011.

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