Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“It’s Friday the 13th?! I can’t get my hair dyed today! What if there’s a killer there?” Don’t let him turn you into a brunette!

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  1. Courtneylea says:

    I heart you.

  2. Booklover says:

    Que the shower music from Psyco. There is hair dye everywhere!

  3. Mary says:

    She can’t let her hair dye!!

  4. Lena says:

    …so she is a natural brunette…

  5. Victoria_Grint says:

    *facepalm* because all killers target hair salons.

  6. pottergirl94 says:

    I’m scared for them, what if someone started coping jack the ripper? They’d be his first targets.

  7. Luna Lovegood says:

    So are they nbleached blonde bimbos?

    • Booklover says:

      YES! if they exist…

      • Katie Grace says:

        Since when is there an if in their existence?

      • Booklover says:

        Well, there is a rumor going around that he lives in a mansion with Rooney (girl with the dragon tattoo) I don’t know if its true, but I wish he would tell us either way

      • llamalicious says:

        …Since when did people really believe they were real? Guys. Charlie is an entertainer. This is an entertainment website. The girls aren’t real. They never were. They are fabrications, fiction. For the purpose of entertainment.

        So let yourself be entertained. But don’t for an instance fool yourself :)

  8. abbycadabby says:

    You know, its sad but I never realized until now that I always pictured them as blondes. Sorry to all the intelligent blondes out there! I guess I watch too many movies…

    • Liz says:

      i always pictured them as blondes too, but i also always figured that they dyed their hair. in my opinion, the dumb blondes are the ones that have bleached their hair one too many times.

  9. Megan says:

    I definitely got my hair dyed yesterday. And I’m totally a brunette. And yesterday I got my blonde streak removed.

  10. A stranger says:

    my birthday today… no post so far… sniff

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  12. CharmeDuSud says:

    Jason and Sweeney Todd are two very different characters.

  13. Ashley says:

    I’m kind of waiting for these girls to move out. Where are their suga daddy’s???

  14. emily says:

    Seems like all this is lies…

    They moved into a mansion together in 2010….


    Still a fan of these posts though!

    • llamalicious says:

      I’m still perplexed as to how anyone could think these weren’t lies. I thought that by now, only new readers actually thought any of this was real.

      I’m an avid fan, not because of the girls’ authenticity, but because of the entertainment value of this site.

      • emily says:

        I am a new reader… XD

        But what about the vids that he did?

      • llamalicious says:

        He’s mentioned as “budding director” in the press. He was practically born and raised in the Hollywood show biz. As far as we know, he consumes ideas and creativity and poops entertainment.

        Besides… Having access to an appartment, could be a friend’s, and some “extras” to play the part of the girls upstairs, is available to anyone. If I had the followers, the energy and the ad money incentive to follow suit, I could fake vids like that no problem. And I’m pretty sure you could too :)

      • Booklover says:

        I am pretty new, but I thought it was mostly real- i would like Charlie to say either way, but no matter what, I like this site :)

    • Charlie McDowell says:

      You guys have even more of an imagination than I!

      • Raquel Miranda says:

        I love the commentary here. It’s the gospel according to Perez and TMZ. Sorry Charlie, you’re just not as credible about your own life as those guys.

  15. Emily says:

    They may have been based off of real people, but thats probably it. The videos are
    Pretty easy to make without these girls actually existing.

  16. emily says:

    @ llamalicious I really couldn’t fake a vid. I’m a graphics Artist,and a writer, but I still probably wouldn’t be able to do a fake vid. I wouldn’t know how to fake a vid even if my life depended on it… I’d prolly crack up, which is why i’d suck at even attempting to be an actress… ah wells..

    like I said, I still love these posts!

  17. Katie says:

    Cute to see Charlie out and about – least we know he isn’t creeping on them 24/7, lol

  18. abbycadabby says:

    I’m glad they aren’t real. As entertaining as these posts are, its probably a good thing that these two aren’t running around in society for real.

  19. Z says:

    Hehe. Psycho barber.

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