Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jan

19

“American Idol is finally back! I’m making it official, I’m gonna audition next week!” The auditions were pre-taped 6 months ago.

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  1. Maya says:

    I’m sure they’ ll make an exception when they hear awesomeness of the ovulation song

  2. Maddy says:

    oh lord

  3. ash says:

    this just made my crappy day 100 times better! thank you for being awesome! :)

  4. Drank says:

    Do they not get confused about why in the middle of January people are standing outside in shorts and t-shirts, sweating?

  5. Rebi says:

    A little late to the party there, dear.

  6. Em says:

    I just discovered this site yesterday and spent the better part of my evening catching up on the archives. LOVED it!

    And maybe if the girls were allowed to try out, they could finally ask J.Lo where she got her eyeliner…since I know that’s pretty much all they think about. That, and ovulation.

  7. Jael says:

    I found this site yesterday on People.com when they did an article about you and Rooney Mara. The girls above you read gossip websites don’t they? You are all over People and Perez Hilton. I guess they haven’t figured it out…Hope you don’t get sued..

    • Em says:

      I’m really not sure that those girls are bright enough to realize what’s going on. I highly doubt they could put two and two together…really. I mean it. I doubt they could add two and two.

    • Mojo Jojo says:

      I doubt that they will link the homeless guy with the beard from their building with a guy with a beard on some celeb website. At most, “OMG this guy with Rooney Mara looks totally like that creepy guy downstairs! Weird!”

    • Charlie McDowell says:

      Trust me, me too!

  8. Booklover says:

    I am like totally mad at you! I like totally live above a guy named charlie…we like totally thought he was like totally like homeless! This is like totally mean! and like who is this Sue?
    :) ha ha I bet they can’t spell that well.

  9. Emilie says:

    Since you don’t really use their names, can you get sued for putting this online? it’s not libelous if they actually say the things.

    • llamalicious says:

      Libel is not the only thing that can be illegal with something like this. If the GAC can reasonably prove that most, or just some, of the conversations were not accidentally overheard, but were deliberately so(like when Charlie posts a picture of a sink, saying that’s where he hears them the clearest), they will have a decent case of invasion of privacy.

  10. Jillian says:

    There’s probably no real case here at all. We don’t know who they are. We don’t know where Charlie lives. We have no way of finding out who these girls are. It’s not libel (libel: saying something untrue that hurts someone’s reputation).

    The only way they’d have a case is if we knew who they are, names and other information. Since it’s anonymous, there’s no case.

  11. lita says:

    They can sing that ovulation song again perhaps in front of Steven Tyler and see how he would react ;)

  12. sennit says:

    It is unlikely that Charlie is at any risk for either libel or invasion of privacy litigation.

    Re libel: There are a number of possible defenses against libel and slander, but the only one which is an absolute defense is truth. If the statement is true, it cannot be considered libel or slander. (http://www.ehow.com/how_2238562_use-libel-vs-slander-correctly.html#ixzz1k1BTfZMK)

    Re invasion of privacy: it’s hardly an invasion if he can hear them while living his life in his apartment. He has the right to stand by his sink whenever he wants. If anything, they are “invading” his privacy via noise pollution.

    Great site–love it!

  13. GuardGirlie93 says:

    Maybe they’ll meet up with my lame ex. . .I know he plans auditioning sometime in the future. . . but he’s so not their type >:) oh wait, he’s dating my BFF. . . oh well. . .too bad Simon Cowell’s not on the show. . .what his face would say when he heard the ovulation song. . .or the new rendition of “Whole New World” or even “Little Bunny Foo Foo”!

  14. Mel says:

    Ahh I say let thence have this one. Haha who knows? Maybe they’ll still try to audition.

  15. Jane says:

    I am cracking up over here. Love your commentary. I can more than empathize with your situation! I used to have neighbors that were almost as bad. Asian girl (total nutjob) and her Caucasian boyfriend (who was a really nice guy). She would scream at her boyfriend at 3am on a Wednesday why he hadn’t yet asked her to marry him. (On behalf of the normal Asian girls out there, I would just like to say we’re not all like that. :))

  16. Lena says:

    I am wincing, imagining what their audition would have been like. Well, there’s always next season…

  17. Katy says:

    every dumb girl with a mouth thinks she can sing, they can’t, and i’m sure the gac are no exception

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