Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jan

20

“I’m a vegetarian now! Except for chicken, I love chicken…and fish…and bacon…and crab cakes…” I guess I’m a vegetarian too.

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  1. DDD says:

    ha! guess that means we’re all vegetarians.

  2. Veggie Guy says:

    Ha, I’m a vegetarian and it cracks me up when people say this. It’s amazing how people will feel better after they lie to themselves and others.

  3. Amanda says:

    Is it sad that this sounds a lot like me?? Except I only eat chicken and fish and crab cakes. No bacon. It’s called ovolactarian or something like that

  4. Katoka says:

    I wonder what made them decide to be “vegetarians”.

  5. Caira says:

    Well, she left out steaks, so I guess she is trying to cut some meat out of her life. Although she probably replaced it with a different kind. Which celebrity said they were vegetarian this time? hah

  6. Em says:

    Are we sure they didn’t mean “I’m vegetative?” Because I think all brain waves have ceased with these two. Just a guess.

  7. Bryn!! says:

    Wow. That is actually really embarassing, but I guess everything that they say is…

  8. Howard says:

    facepalm* first time on here and this is the first thing I see. Can’t wait to go through the archives.

  9. Cheyenne says:

    lol I’m a vegetarian and I can tell you right now that if she goes vegetarian the fake meat she’ll be cooking is going to smell like cat food ^_^

  10. Lena says:

    Oh yeah. The closest you can get to a vegetarian. Pfffffffftt.

  11. Brenna says:

    The worst part is, she isn’t anywhere near the first person to say this (or similar).

  12. pottergirl94 says:

    She left out deer steak.

  13. Em says:

    What about tube steak? I hear she’s pretty fond of that…

  14. Nick says:

    This reminds me of a girl I know who’s officially a vegetarian but eats bacon every Christmas.

  15. Rebi says:

    If this is vegetarian, I’d hate to see what’ll happen if she decides to go vegan.

  16. Emily says:

    No wonder she’s a size 4…

    • Booklover says:

      I was a vegetarian for awhile, and, all i ate was cheese and junk food-it was healthier to eat meat :) i still love junk food

  17. Sissygirl12 says:

    I thought about becoming a vegetarian. I couldnt do it I like bacon too much.

    • Kate says:

      The hardest thing for me is watching my parents eat T-bone steak. *drools* I’ve actually had dreams about eating meat a few months ago. It’s been 4 and a half years now…

    • Stormy says:

      Bacon is more like candy than meat anyways, right? =]

  18. Effingamazing says:

    Am i the only one who cant help but wonder “how long has this animal been dead?” when i eat meat?

  19. U.N.Owen says:

    I was a vegetarian once too. No meat, eggs or milk for me. Then I decided to be happy.

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  21. DFTBA:) says:

    Ahaha, that’s not vegetarian…#JustSaying

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