Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“I’m a vegetarian now! Except for chicken, I love chicken…and fish…and bacon…and crab cakes…” I guess I’m a vegetarian too.

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  1. DDD says:

    ha! guess that means we’re all vegetarians.

  2. Veggie Guy says:

    Ha, I’m a vegetarian and it cracks me up when people say this. It’s amazing how people will feel better after they lie to themselves and others.

  3. Amanda says:

    Is it sad that this sounds a lot like me?? Except I only eat chicken and fish and crab cakes. No bacon. It’s called ovolactarian or something like that

  4. Katoka says:

    I wonder what made them decide to be “vegetarians”.

  5. Caira says:

    Well, she left out steaks, so I guess she is trying to cut some meat out of her life. Although she probably replaced it with a different kind. Which celebrity said they were vegetarian this time? hah

  6. Em says:

    Are we sure they didn’t mean “I’m vegetative?” Because I think all brain waves have ceased with these two. Just a guess.

  7. Bryn!! says:

    Wow. That is actually really embarassing, but I guess everything that they say is…

  8. Howard says:

    facepalm* first time on here and this is the first thing I see. Can’t wait to go through the archives.

  9. Cheyenne says:

    lol I’m a vegetarian and I can tell you right now that if she goes vegetarian the fake meat she’ll be cooking is going to smell like cat food ^_^

  10. Lena says:

    Oh yeah. The closest you can get to a vegetarian. Pfffffffftt.

  11. Brenna says:

    The worst part is, she isn’t anywhere near the first person to say this (or similar).

  12. pottergirl94 says:

    She left out deer steak.

  13. Em says:

    What about tube steak? I hear she’s pretty fond of that…

  14. Nick says:

    This reminds me of a girl I know who’s officially a vegetarian but eats bacon every Christmas.

  15. Rebi says:

    If this is vegetarian, I’d hate to see what’ll happen if she decides to go vegan.

  16. Emily says:

    No wonder she’s a size 4…

    • Booklover says:

      I was a vegetarian for awhile, and, all i ate was cheese and junk food-it was healthier to eat meat :) i still love junk food

  17. Sissygirl12 says:

    I thought about becoming a vegetarian. I couldnt do it I like bacon too much.

    • Kate says:

      The hardest thing for me is watching my parents eat T-bone steak. *drools* I’ve actually had dreams about eating meat a few months ago. It’s been 4 and a half years now…

    • Stormy says:

      Bacon is more like candy than meat anyways, right? =]

  18. Effingamazing says:

    Am i the only one who cant help but wonder “how long has this animal been dead?” when i eat meat?

  19. U.N.Owen says:

    I was a vegetarian once too. No meat, eggs or milk for me. Then I decided to be happy.

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  21. DFTBA:) says:

    Ahaha, that’s not vegetarian…#JustSaying



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