Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“Oh my God, the power just went out! THE POWER JUST WENT OUT! Turn on the lights, I can’t see!” You’re way funnier in the dark.

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  1. Rachel says:


  2. Jessica says:

    HAHAHAHAHA! My mom did this to me once, except she was overly tired because I woke her up at 2AM. I saw The Ring that night and I was like 13 and woke up in the middle of the night and the power was out. Naturally, I freaked out and went and woke up my mom. She sleepily said, “Just watch some TV” and went back to sleep. Helpful..

  3. Rebi says:

    I can successfully say I have never asked someone to turn on the lights during an outage. I’ve flipped the lightswitch during one. After my duh moment, flashlights were enabled.

  4. The9th says:

    Wow, I wonder if she was doing her make up at the time… And I wonder if she missed Jersey Shore. THE HORROR!

  5. pottergirl94 says:

    hahaha this sounds like the first time i saw poltergeist

  6. Makoto says:

    I had a classmate try to use the electric pencil sharpener during an outage for a full (measured) ten minutes. To sharpen it. She plugged it in and went for another five or so before we had to take it away from her…I felt so bad.

  7. Katoka says:

    It’s been awihle!
    I’ve done this. My grandma tried to turn the lights on.

  8. Katherine says:

    If that’s in all caps and you can hear them fine otherwise, how loud were they yelling?

  9. Amanda says:

    This reminds me of a friend’s mother. She got a new vacuum cleaner and swore that the light on the front was so she could see to vacuum when the power went out. Not a clue in the world why we stared at her for a full beat before laughing hysterically.

  10. Alex says:

    You should totally make creepy ghost noises, Charlie. :D

  11. Matryoshka says:

    I would take their advice. Make creepy ghost noises.

  12. U.N.Owen says:

    Do they even know how to switch on/off the lights? Or are they afraid of the bogey man under their beds?

  13. Cookies.vsCupcakes says:

    I bet they’re scarred for life.

  14. America says:

    I have actually blinked once late at night and thought the power flickered….these girls make me feel dumb

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