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Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
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“What should I Google if I wanna figure out how to invent diet coke without any bubblies?” Maybe try “there’s no hope for me”?

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  1. Alex says:

    why would you want to take the bubbles out of diet coke? I just makes no sense…

  2. Luna Lovegood says:

    I doubt that anyone knows what the bubbles are called!

  3. angel says:

    i’m rather confused at the idea of coke of any kind without the bubbles…

    is that even possible? hmmmm…

  4. Renae says:

    Its people like GAM that cause me to lose hope for humanity

  5. Ginny says:

    Diet coke without the carbonation (CO2) = watered down diet coke syrup -_-;;
    NOBODY wants that. Nobody.

  6. Sarah says:

    She should just open the diet coke and leave it there for a while so the bubblies can escape!

  7. Amanda says:

    Well, we could give them the benefit of the doubt and say they may have meant they wanted to create a decent tasting diet coke without carbonation. Since as Sarah said, all you have to do to get rid of the bubblies is leave the can of diet coke out for a while. Of course, that would be giving them too much credit and would also still be a pointless invention.

  8. Rebi says:

    Diet Coke=ew. Flat Diet Coke= more ew. But then again, we all find out the hard way…

  9. Grace says:

    hey give her some credit…. at least she didnt say “I want to invent a diet coke without the coke….”

  10. Michelle says:

    Hi Charlie!
    Been around for a long time, but I’ve never commented! But I had to comment saying my friend has one of those home-made soda makers, and the carbonation chamber ran out once. Yeah. Watery Diet Coke is NOT delicious.

  11. Ryan says:

    Actually, I kind of like flat coke (actually most pop, not just cola). Not tough to do though; just shake it a bunch of times and/or leave open on the counter overnight.

  12. says:

    you could google, “how to leave the cap off a bottle”

  13. pixieprincess says:

    My boyfriend actually doesent like soda because its carbonated. so when he drinks mt. dew he shakes it up and opens it a bunch untill its flat

  14. amaziiing says:

    The problem here isn’t so much the invention. It’s the fact that she didn’t realize that if it’s on Google then she can’t invent it…

    But why on earth does she want the bubblies out?

  15. lol says:

    You should tell them to add some sugar to it. That takes the carbonation out. Chem class is fun. But don’t tell them that it ruins the diet part.

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