Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Sep

23

“I’ve had a horrible day and now I gotta learn this new Facebook timeline?! Life is out to get me!” Apparently so is the internet.

Sep

22

(singing) “The answer my friend, is blow jobs in the wind, the answer is blow jobs in the wind.” So I see you figured it out.

Sep

21

“That whore! What a slut! Whore, slut, whore, with a slutty whore face!” Want me to keep a whore to slut tally?

Sep

20

“Do you think I could ever win an Emmy for just loving Grey’s Anatomy so much?” No I don’t.

Sep

19

“Let’s just say she’s not the sharpest pool in the shed.” To be fair you’re not exactly the sharpest wife in the drawer either.

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