Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“He’s going on a family vacation to Amazon? To like the headquarters or something?” More likely than that measly rainforest.

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  1. DDD says: corporate headquarters – seattle, wa

    can’t believe he’s going there. it’s going to be an epic trip.

  2. rina says:

    *facepalm* are these girls in college? i’ve read this entire blog like 4 times over, my 3 y/o sister knows these things…. i love it and you charlie! :D

  3. byba says:

    third! thats the closest i ghave got

  4. Bren says:

    on the bright side, they’ve heard of a company that sells books. not bad, not bad.

  5. Liz says:

    I no longer believe you that these girls are real. There’s no way anyone can be so hopelessly uninformed. It would explode my beliefs to acknowledge the possibility of such people. Tell me it’s all a joke. Please, Charlie.

  6. Sarah says:

    I agree with Liz. I have a hard time believing any person (or apparently 2 people) can be this stupid.

    • Sarah says:

      False. It definitely is possible for people to be this stupid. I know many actually. Especially one who exclaimed that we saw the cincinnati musuem when 5 minutes before she had screamed we’re finally in columbus!!!
      therefore its very possible lol

    • Alex says:

      I once worked with a girl who thought Paris was a continent, and went to school with a boy that STILL doesn’t believe reindeer exist… Trust me, it’s possible.

      • Stephanie says:

        I know a girl who doesn’t believe us when we tell her bears can kill you and eat more than just honey…she apparently is convinced that all bears are like Winnie the Pooh. And I worked with a girl who is still convinced, despite many of us proving to him the contrary, that he has a Revolutionary War quarter, because it says “1776-1976” on it. People are really this stupid. I fully believe (despite how painful it is to do so) that Charlie is telling the truth about what these girls are saying.

  7. Melissa says:

    It’s hard to believe that they are friends with someone so worldly.

  8. Cupcake says:

    Okay… I have been a fan of this blog for a while now. I honestly felt bad for the girls on most occasions, thinking they really could not be that stupid, but this one really takes the cake.. smmdh….

  9. Luna Lovegood says:

    Charlie, how old are they?

  10. Renae says:

    Complete the sentence:
    Because of these girls humanity is…

  11. kenny says:

    I just discovered this site and I love it. I sadly know a couple of girls a lot like this.

  12. Rebi says:

    Seattle, Washington average rainfall=36.2″
    Amazon rain forest average…50-260″

    C’mon, ladies. Get your act together.

  13. Beth says:

    What? Doesn’t everyone want to go on vacation to the Amazon headquarters?

  14. Lock says:

    I hear the paperbacks are particularly vicious this year.

  15. bailey says:

    Honestly I didn’t know there were really people this stupid. I feel bad for you charlie.

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