Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


(screaming) “J. Lo, if you’re out there, what eyeliner do you use!?” It’s times like these I wish I had a sassy Latina accent.

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  1. Lovesick Leopard says:

    She probably uses the kind made out of poor, defenseless baby seals. Oh boy! First comment! Woot!

  2. Merritt says:

    haha you really should work on that accent! you never know when it might come in handy in times like that!

  3. Rebekah says:

    You can borrow mine. It’s a little watered down though! The accent…not eyeliner lol.

  4. Laurie says:

    It’s times like these when *we all* wish you had a sassy Latina accent, Charlie.

  5. Megan W. says:

    Shout back “Uso *enter brand of eyeliner here*!” Hopefully the accent will just come to you when you start speaking Spanish.

  6. Cannon says:

    Charlie, do they ever hear you?

  7. Billy says:

    What will happen if they come across this website? HAHA

  8. Alison says:

    Change your wireless name to “J.Lo uses ____” Sit back and enjoy their reaction.

  9. Michelle says:

    Oh Charlie, we all wish you had that accent.

  10. Rebi says:

    I’d say ‘Why does she care?’ but without them, we wouldn’t be entertained. I’m just going to shut up and eat my endless bowl of popcorn…

  11. angel says:

    Hahahaha. Oh wow, this was an excellent one for an advanced birthday post (since my birthday’s on a weekend).

    You really should practice that acccent. And get a good british one too in case they wanna ask Kate Middleton or Posh Spice something. Hahaha.

    • Liv says:

      There is no such thing as a British accent. Britain is all the UK not just England. I would be interested to hear what a Scotish/English/Irish/Welsh accent would sound like.

      • Rebi says:

        I guess that means there’s no such thing as an American accent, due to there being Ebonics, Spanglish, and standard English. Or Australian and New Zealand due to the Aborigines and Maori (respectively) vs standard.

      • Robin says:

        Actually, Ireland isn’t part of the UK. And there are so many different accents in Ireland that really, there’s no such thing as a true ‘Irish’ accent.

      • Liv says:

        But these are separate countries with distinct accents. They’re the facts, you can’t go changing that. And only part of Ireland is independent of Britain. Saying that there is no such thing as an Australian accent is silly, there is, and it’s not like the Aboriginal people live in their own country with a near different language.

      • Kat says:

        Actually “Britain” merely composes of Scotland, England, and Wales. The United Kingdom is another designation for that area entirely, which includes ONLY Northern Ireland (remember, North and South Ireland are two different countries!). Basically they English are complicated MFers and wanted to confuse everyone else @_@

  12. Jessica Brian says:

    HEHE i have been working on mine but only because I am practicing for an audition for the part of a Latina who gets kidnapped by ninja’s and along the way falls in love and from her boyfriend learns how to defeat the ninja’s its an awesome school play

  13. GuardGirlie93 says:

    Oh geez. Eyeliner is such a bitch to find….especially a decent pencil liner. >.<

    And I'm sorry, but what does having a sexy Latina accent have anything to do with eyeliner? Or was that just a dig? Oh well, I don't mind. As long as I have my entertainment :)

    *GRINS* They can use COVERGIRL LOL

  14. EimearIreland says:

    I do remember us trying to get you to post a video of your (really bad) attempts at accents….or else I’ve made it up….If I’ve made it up please post a video if you doing accents!! I wanna hear your Irish one!!!! :)

  15. Makoto says:

    Not sure my accent is latin…

  16. CookiesVs.Cupcakes says:

    I think we all wish for a sassy Latina accent.

  17. Jillian says:

    Why do they think J.Lo would be able to hear them? Are you messing with the Wi-Fi again?

  18. Kathleen says:

    That,my friend, is what celebrity soundboards and loudspeakers are for. Next time this happens, remember this and you will be prepared.

  19. Angelos Epithemiou says:

    Minor redemption: at least J.Lo exists.

  20. sparkylee says:


    Please charlie post a video of your accents.

  21. Lena says:

    I second that ^

  22. Sunnygaybraham says:

    This just made me LOL at work

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