Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“Nancy Grace’s areola is so much bigger than mine! That’s never how I imagined it.” This is something you think about day-to-day?

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  1. shawn says:


  2. shawn says:

    actually im surprised they know what that is.

  3. shawn says:

    oh btw ive been lurking for the longest time lol but now i say hi :)

    and i live in the OC! woot!

  4. James says:

    Unrelated to the actual post, which is pretty typical of them, lulz:

    Are you sure you want to be sending these to them as letters? Not only would it lead to your recieval of evil eyes from them, but they wouldn’t learn anything from it.

  5. CharlotteBelowYou says:

    I want to know how they know this… also I am proud of them for knowing what an areola is.

  6. Luna Lovegood says:

    Why was she looking at her grandma’s nipple?

  7. Lorreina says:

    why is that something she imagined? also, to you charlie I am aware that someone was considering making this a show? o.O I wonder how?

  8. DDD says:

    i gotta be honest here, i’ve been surprised by the sizes before as well. just sometimes you see one that doesn’t fit the person and you’re surprised by it.

  9. Jen says:

    she seriously even knows the term areola??

  10. kelly says:

    nip slip on dancing with the stars. thought someone should clarify…

  11. Diana says:

    I see the power is back on…

  12. says:

    there was a slip on dancing with the stars last night, god loves me enough that I yawned and didn’t see it

  13. Mina says:

    Where did they even see it?

  14. U.N.Owen says:

    I assume that is a “girl” thing. For them. Wow, they sure think a lot, considering their situation.

    P.S. Wonder what is their equivalent of “Do I look fat in this dress”?

  15. egosadist says:

    So glad I don’t watch that. But now I’m thinking about Nancy Grace’s breasts. Ugh.

  16. Makoto 柩 says:

    I wonder if that’s one of those things people change surgically. Some petanko?

  17. Sarah-Anne says:

    My question is why in the world would she even care if her areola is smaller then Nancy Grace? I don’t go around comparing mine with my friends!

  18. Molly Jo says:

    Charlie, do you even know what an areola is?

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