Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
25
“Claire, did you have really loud porn style sex last night?!” Sorry, next time I’ll turn the volume down and close the windows.
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BUSTED!!!
Charlie Mcdowell. You in HUGE trouble. Cathy is very cross with you.
Don’t forget to wash your hands as well.
My favorite phrase: “porn style sex.”
So, Charlie, YOU are the mysterious Phillip. Tsk Tsk.
this makes me wonder what your fetishes are…
You don’t wanna know.
yes I do!
If Charlie says, “you don’t wanna know”, I’m taking it to mean something in the S & M category…
My vote is something you’d find in the extreme or bizarre catagory (tubgirl)
What exactly is porn style sex…? Loud music in the background and shitty acting?
more like…let’s see…how to put this… S & M! I wonder how bad it got…
Charlie, you’re naughty.
Only on Wednesday’s.
Conditions must have been perfect. Were you wearing your Team Building ’99 shirt? (If the reference is lost on anyone, you’re deprived.)
But it’s friday!
i congratulate “philip”
I hope she gave philip the head he was looking for ;)
Haha, the tables are turned! Awkward overhearing for the Girls Above Charlie!
Oh gods. Just what poor Charlie needs. Random porn style sex right above his head.
Is it me, or is Cathy the one who speaks more? I almost never hear Cathy being accused of anything.
Claire’s usually too busy having “porn style sex” to talk.
LMAO very true. Ugh, can’t imagine hearing THAT all the time, though.
Bravo, Charlie. Bravo :-)
Better keep it down or we might see another blog called “Dear Guy Below Us”.
Do they even know blogs exist?
wait! There IS! http://www.dearguybelowus.com/
They must be really stupid if that’s really them and they still say all those stupid things.
I believe that’s already been established as a fake…Somewhere in the past…
Based on what was said about Phillip I’m betting it was Claire
I know this is off topic (which I have no comment), but Charlie… The new ‘True Blood’ season is out and you did a post that they watched the show a while ago. I can just hear them watching it every Sunday, lol.
And let’s mark today as the day we all learned something about Charlie we didn’t need to know.
well he had to catch up, we know so many things about GAM that we didnt need to know
Kind of off topic but do they ever discuss politics ?
So, Claire allegedly had “really loud porn style sex” & Cathy had to ask her to confirm whether it was true? Was Cathy somewhere else? If yes, then where? What will be Charlie’s next big move?
AND
Most importnatly, does anybody else think that Cathy is heading towards a midlife crisis as well?
To find the answers, stay tuned to DGAM.
*Importantly, not importnatly.
Bahaha, Charlie you naughty boy! :D
How would they know about any porn?
How would they know about any porn?