Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“Claire, did you have really loud porn style sex last night?!” Sorry, next time I’ll turn the volume down and close the windows.

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  1. Macy says:


  2. Misty says:

    Charlie Mcdowell. You in HUGE trouble. Cathy is very cross with you.

  3. Artsy Girl says:

    Don’t forget to wash your hands as well.

  4. Melissa says:

    My favorite phrase: “porn style sex.”

  5. john says:

    So, Charlie, YOU are the mysterious Phillip. Tsk Tsk.

  6. Lorreina says:

    this makes me wonder what your fetishes are…

  7. Sean ಠ_ರೃ says:

    What exactly is porn style sex…? Loud music in the background and shitty acting?

  8. Beth says:

    Charlie, you’re naughty.

  9. Scytheakse says:

    i congratulate “philip”

  10. The9th says:

    I hope she gave philip the head he was looking for ;)

  11. singingscholar says:

    Haha, the tables are turned! Awkward overhearing for the Girls Above Charlie!

  12. GuardGirlie93 says:

    Oh gods. Just what poor Charlie needs. Random porn style sex right above his head.

    Is it me, or is Cathy the one who speaks more? I almost never hear Cathy being accused of anything.

  13. Lovesick Leopard says:

    Bravo, Charlie. Bravo :-)

  14. Sarah says:

    Better keep it down or we might see another blog called “Dear Guy Below Us”.

  15. Jenn says:

    Based on what was said about Phillip I’m betting it was Claire

  16. Maddie says:

    I know this is off topic (which I have no comment), but Charlie… The new ‘True Blood’ season is out and you did a post that they watched the show a while ago. I can just hear them watching it every Sunday, lol.

  17. Jillian says:

    And let’s mark today as the day we all learned something about Charlie we didn’t need to know.

  18. Pottergirl94 says:

    Kind of off topic but do they ever discuss politics ?

  19. U.N.Owen says:

    So, Claire allegedly had “really loud porn style sex” & Cathy had to ask her to confirm whether it was true? Was Cathy somewhere else? If yes, then where? What will be Charlie’s next big move?
    Most importnatly, does anybody else think that Cathy is heading towards a midlife crisis as well?

    To find the answers, stay tuned to DGAM.

  20. U.N.Owen says:

    *Importantly, not importnatly.

  21. Alex says:

    Bahaha, Charlie you naughty boy! :D

  22. Cookies.vsCupcakes says:

    How would they know about any porn?

  23. Cookies.vsCupcakes says:

    How would they know about any porn?



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