Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Aug

26

“A rebellion is happening in Libya between the people who support Qaddafi and former military members.” Who the hell was that?!

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  1. Alec says:

    They DO care!!!

  2. Charlie McDowell says:

    I almost fell out of my sink.

  3. KimeeFace says:

    I WAS first…..but I kept getting a wordpress error page that said I couldn’t post comments. T__T

    Anywho, one of them really said that?? Either they are repeating the news EXACTLY or they have a smart guest.

  4. Medlum says:

    I bet one of them is dating a politician.

  5. Marie-Eve Lohman says:

    I literally LOL’ed….

  6. CaZz says:

    haha, Claire’s smarter twin sister?

  7. Jen says:

    IMPOSSIBLE!!

  8. Robert says:

    That could not have been on of the girls…that had to be some guest..right….right???

  9. Sarah says:

    Oh God. The world really is coming to an end. Fire, earthquake, hurricane, GAC saying something smart…
    *runs for shelter*

  10. Haley says:

    Everything I thought I knew has been a lie.

  11. Gretchen says:

    That would be CNN on a high volume…

  12. Hurricanes hockey+soccer=happy me says:

    I had to read that twice because I couldn’t believe that they said something smart.
    Was that really the girls, or did they have a guest?

  13. Kay says:

    Yes! Yes! Yes! See, a little faith goes a long way! You should feel like a proud parent.

  14. DDD says:

    nope. i don’t believe it. calling shenanigans.

  15. Laurie says:

    Maybe a news report popped up on their computer/TV. Did they sound confused immediately after uttering this coherent sentence?

  16. Lizzzzzz says:

    Yeah. it sounds like they had the news on really loud. Wait. that doesnt make sense. them watching the news? I think this is a sign of the apocalypse…

    • Sarah says:

      Unless they were watching it for the weather to see if the humidity will frizz up their hair… wouldn’t surprise me.

  17. Taurie says:

    They MUST’VE heard it from somewhere else. Unless they’ve been fooling -us- the whole time…?

  18. GuardGirlie93 says:

    Ok…for once…they’re actually acting like semi-smart human beings who don’t ask if ladybugs get jet lag or singing childhood ruining parodies….IS THE APOCALYPSE COMING??????

  19. Amanda says:

    OH MY GOSH!
    First of all, hilarious.
    Second of all, YOUR MOM IS MARY STEENBURGEN!!!????
    HOLY *&^%!

  20. crazeeyamy says:

    did someone give them a newspaper?

  21. Makoto says:

    I have…the most strange feeling…like I can’t handle this properly.

    • KimeeFace says:

      You might not get the reference, but what you said made me think of Soul Eater.
      Chrona: “I-I can’t handle this!”

      Soul Eater= an manga
      Chrona= an adorably awkward/sometimes unintentionally evil character who has problems communicating with people and when faced with something new says that he doesn’t know how to handle it.

      • Makoto says:

        If you didn’t notice my name is Japanese…I would say I should hpefully get that reference. Soul Eater is pretty popular.

      • KimeeFace says:

        I did notice your name was Japanese, but I don’t like to assume things like just cause your name is Japanese your automatically going to know what manga I’m talking about.
        I know an unfortunately large number of Japanese kids from high school who don’t read manga or even know what it is at all.

      • Anonymous1412 says:

        I got the reference!

      • Anonymous1412 says:

        I got the reference!

      • Anonymous1412 says:

        I got the reference!

  22. Michelle says:

    So obviously this was the tv turned up very loudly.

  23. Marley says:

    Maybe one of them whacked and had an “opposite” day

  24. pottergirl94 says:

    maybe they saw it on yahoo and were just reading out loud

    • Alexis says:

      Oh dear God you’re annoying.

      • pottergirl94 says:

        whatever makes you feel better about your self

      • Alexis says:

        Nah that’s okay hun. I’ve got a self esteem equal to that of an 8-year-old. I just do this because I just love trolling on your annoying comments and your extremely horrible punctuation skillz.

      • Alexis says:

        Nah that’s okay hun. I’ve got a self esteem equal to that of an 8-year-old. I just do this because I just love trolling on your annoying comments and your extremely horrible punctuation skillz.

      • Alexis says:

        Nah that’s okay hun. I’ve got a self esteem equal to that of an 8-year-old. I just do this because I just love trolling on your annoying comments and your extremely horrible punctuation skillz.

      • Alexis says:

        Nah that’s okay hun. I’ve got a self esteem equal to that of an 8-year-old. I just do this because I just love trolling on your annoying comments and your extremely horrible punctuation skillz.

      • Alexis says:

        Nah that’s okay hun. I’ve got a self esteem equal to that of an 8-year-old. I just do this because I just love trolling on your annoying comments and your extremely horrible punctuation skillz.

      • Alexis says:

        Nah that’s okay hun. I’ve got a self esteem equal to that of an 8-year-old. I just do this because I just love trolling on your annoying comments and your extremely horrible punctuation skillz.

      • Alexis says:

        Nah that’s okay hun. I’ve got a self esteem equal to that of an 8-year-old. I just do this because I just love trolling on your annoying comments and your extremely horrible punctuation skillz.

      • Alexis says:

        Nah that’s okay hun. I’ve got a self esteem equal to that of an 8-year-old. I just do this because I just love trolling on your annoying comments and your extremely horrible punctuation skillz.

      • Alexis says:

        Nah that’s okay hun. I’ve got a self esteem equal to that of an 8-year-old. I just do this because I just love trolling on your annoying comments and your extremely horrible punctuation skillz.

      • Alexis says:

        Nah that’s okay hun. I’ve got a self esteem equal to that of an 8-year-old. I just do this because I just love trolling on your annoying comments and your extremely horrible punctuation skillz.

      • Alexis says:

        Nah that’s okay hun. I’ve got a self esteem equal to that of an 8-year-old. I just do this because I just love trolling on your annoying comments and your extremely horrible punctuation skillz.

      • Alexis says:

        Nah that’s okay hun. I’ve got a self esteem equal to that of an 8-year-old. I just do this because I just love trolling on your annoying comments and your extremely horrible punctuation skillz.

      • Alexis says:

        Nah that’s okay hun. I’ve got a self esteem equal to that of an 8-year-old. I just do this because I just love trolling on your annoying comments and your extremely horrible punctuation skillz.

  25. Alex says:

    :O Wow……..

  26. Sissygirl12 says:

    Are they just now learning how to work the tv because this has been on the news for awhile but I gotta admit this is possibly the smartest thing they will ever say

  27. wanderelm says:

    I don’t know what’s stronger right now, my amazement that they know that much about the situation, or the contempt I feel for them that it’s taken them this long to notice.

  28. Jillian says:

    Was it a man’s voice? Is one of them sleeping with someone who knows what is going on in the world?

  29. Scytheakse says:

    they know charlie, THEY KNOW!! BUG OUT!!!

  30. Charlie McDowell says:

    I would officially like to inform everyone… that… it was not them! Someone else in their apartment. So, the world is not coming to an end. GAM is still stupid. Continue on about your day.

  31. Rebi says:

    Aww, and here I thought that they had bumped up a grade in Common Sense School…Ah, well! More entertainment for us! *eats popcorn*

  32. abbycadabby says:

    Maybe it was phillip

  33. N8 says:

    That was said in my house today as well. Colbert Report re-run

  34. N8 says:

    and wait, whose mom is Mary Steenburgen?

  35. N8 says:

    imDb. Mind blown. So glad I found this blog from the beginning. Interest piqued.

  36. Kat says:

    **Gaadafi

  37. lawl says:

    Must have been the reporter on Fox News when they got stuck on the wrong channel…

  38. Lorreina says:

    of course! the one time I decide to recite a post it happens to be the most intelligent thing ever!

  39. Samantha says:

    The ridiculously long name of an exotic new cocktail that they want to try?

  40. U.N.Owen says:

    Rebellion? Libya? Qaddafi? Charlie, give them “get well soon” cards & chocolates from us. Just keep your identity secret. They need you in such an hour.

  41. Not Realted to Moses Hightower says:

    ……………….They didn’t move out did they……

  42. Beth says:

    Was it actually one of them that said this?

  43. Ellie says:

    It had to be a guest. Judging from previous postings, they obviously don’t watch the news. Haha :)

  44. Sean ಠ_ರೃ says:

    Even if it had been them, they would still have been months late on this. Don’t worry

  45. KelliAnn says:

    it was a guest. charlie said :) life may continue for they are still dumb

  46. Lovesick Leopard says:

    They…they…they…had a smart friend staying with them?? A smart cousin?? No, wait! They were playing an audio book! Yes! Yes, that’s it! It’s the ONLY explaination!!!

  47. Dude says:

    No, you all silly followers had to read that twice and then comment on how ‘smart’ it is instead of the content itself because you know shit about it yourself.

    • Not Related to Moses Hightower says:

      Dude, where’s your comment on the content itself. You know instead of commenting on the silly followers comments about the GAM.

    • Not Related to Moses Hightower says:

      Dude, where’s your comment on the content itself. You know instead of commenting on the silly followers comments about the GAM.

  48. Rumbleroar says:

    Maybe the world IS ending, since the GAMs are actually saying something intelligent.

  49. Sara says:

    When I first read this I thought “Oh no, that’s what I thought! I feel dumb…” And then I realized they said something… accurate?

  50. I Love Adam Levine says:

    well THANK GOD the GAM didn’t acctually say that! if they somehow acquired intelligence this site would be dead, and that would be depressing.

  51. I Love Adam Levine says:

    well THANK GOD the GAM didn’t acctually say that! if they somehow acquired intelligence this site would be dead, and that would be depressing.

  52. Nancy says:

    Maybe you should have a little more faith in them!

  53. Nancy says:

    Maybe you should have a little more faith in them!

  54. Lala says:

    Maybe they were just reading a headline?
    And the next thing out of there mouth was “OHEMGEE WENDY WU WARRIOR PRINCESS IS PREGGO!”

  55. erica says:

    New neighbors?

  56. erica says:

    New neighbors?

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