Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Aug

23

“You know what I really wanna know?” How Stonehenge was formed? “Do ladybugs get jet lag?” Oh right, that mystery.

Aug

22

“The Kardashian Wedding was totally our Royal Wedding.”And just like that an empire falls.

Aug

19

“Why are you really mad, Claire? Is it because the coffee guy at Starbucks knows my name and not yours?” Whoa, one step too far.

Aug

18

“Oh. My. God! Did you know that we left the tea kettle on the entire night!?” I sure as hell did.

Aug

17

(walking out the door) “Wait, getting a CAT scan doesn’t involve like a real cat, right?” Only if it’s raining cats and dogs.

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