Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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Dear Girls Above Me,
“You know what I really wanna know?” How Stonehenge was formed? “Do ladybugs get jet lag?” Oh right, that mystery.
22
Dear Girls Above Me,
“The Kardashian Wedding was totally our Royal Wedding.”And just like that an empire falls.
19
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Why are you really mad, Claire? Is it because the coffee guy at Starbucks knows my name and not yours?” Whoa, one step too far.
18
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Oh. My. God! Did you know that we left the tea kettle on the entire night!?” I sure as hell did.
17
Dear Girls Above Me,
(walking out the door) “Wait, getting a CAT scan doesn’t involve like a real cat, right?” Only if it’s raining cats and dogs.
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