Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Aug

29

(phone) “Mom, the hurricane is there!? Well go make a smoothie and hide in your car!” Now I know who to contact in an emergency.

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  1. SnoBoarder says:

    Yeah.. a car is one of the worst places to be in a hurricane..

  2. Katie says:

    A smoothie?

  3. SnoBoarder says:

    Yeah.. a car is one of the worst places to be in a hurricane..

  4. Lucy says:

    Crazy!! Also, I’ve always wanted to be the first commentor and never got the chance. Yay, for today being my lucky day!!

  5. Lucy says:

    Crazy!! Also, I’ve always wanted to be the first commenter and never got the chance. Yay, for today being my lucky day!!

  6. Lucy says:

    Crazy!! Also, I’ve always wanted to be the first commenter and never got the chance. Yay, for today being my lucky day!!

  7. Lucy says:

    Crazy!! Also, I’ve always wanted to be the first commenter and never got the chance. Yay, for today being my lucky day!!

  8. Lucy says:

    These girls are crazy!! Also, I’ve always wanted to be the first commenter and never got the chance. Yay, for today being my lucky day!!

  9. Lucy says:

    These girls are crazy!! Also, I’ve always wanted to be the first commenter and never got the chance. Yay, for today being my lucky day!!

  10. Lucy says:

    These girls are crazy!! Also, I’ve always wanted to be the first commenter and never got the chance. Yay, for today being my lucky day!!

  11. Lucy says:

    These girls are crazy!! Also, I’ve always wanted to be the first commenter and never got the chance. Yay, for today being my lucky day!!

  12. Lucy says:

    These girls are crazy!! Also, I’ve always wanted to be the first commenter and never got the chance. Yay, for today being my lucky day!!

  13. Whatsup says:

    Hahaha nice one there I’d love a smoothie during a hurricane!

  14. angel says:

    Hiding in your car aside… go make a smoothie?

  15. Jen says:

    i was secretly praying that this hurricane (which i was there for) would wipe out a mass of stupidity. too bad it didn’t work, i think we’ll need a tsunami for that.

  16. angel says:

    Hiding in your car aside… go make a smoothie?

  17. angel says:

    Hiding in your car aside… go make a smoothie?

  18. Jen says:

    i was secretly praying that this hurricane (which i was there for) would wipe out a mass of stupidity. too bad it didn’t work, i think we’ll need a tsunami for that.

  19. Lucy says:

    These girls are crazy!! Also, I’ve always wanted to be the first commenter and never got the chance. Yay, for today being my lucky day!!

  20. KittCat says:

    Well at least she cared enough to check on her mom…maybe. Hopefully her mom made it through okay.

  21. Sarah says:

    I’m so confused as to how this is considered helpful advice.

  22. Sarah says:

    I’m so confused as to how this is considered helpful advice.

  23. KittCat says:

    Well at least she cared enough to check on her mom…maybe. Hopefully her mom made it through okay.

  24. Kate says:

    Dear lord, how stupid are these girls?

  25. Kate says:

    Dear lord, how stupid are these girls?

  26. angel says:

    Hiding in your car aside… go make a smoothie?

  27. angel says:

    Hiding in your car aside… go make a smoothie?

  28. angel says:

    Hiding in the car aside… Go make a smoothie?

  29. angel says:

    Hiding in the car aside… Go make a smoothie?

  30. angel says:

    Hiding in the car aside… Go make a smoothie?

  31. angel says:

    Hiding in the car aside… Go make a smoothie?

    (and btw, why does wordpress not want me to post a comment?!)

  32. angel says:

    Hiding in the car aside… Go make a smoothie?

    (and btw, why does wordpress not want me to post a comment?!)

  33. angel says:

    Hiding in the car aside… Go make a smoothie?

    (and btw, why does wordpress not want me to post a comment?!)

  34. Megasoikia says:

    When the world it going to s**t, make a smoothie.

  35. Paige says:

    It would be just like a water taxi. Drink your smoothie and float down the streets of the east coast in your car! And then sink and die……

  36. angel says:

    Hiding in the car aside… Go make a smoothie?

    (and btw, why does wordpress not want me to post a comment?!)

  37. Paige says:

    It would be just like a water taxi. Drink your smoothie and float down the streets of the east coast in your car! And then sink and die……

  38. Paige says:

    It would be just like a water taxi. Drink your smoothie and float down the streets of the east coast in your car! And then sink and die……

  39. Paige says:

    It would be just like a water taxi. Drink your smoothie and float down the streets of the east coast in your car! And then sink and die……

  40. Paige says:

    It would be just like a water taxi. Drink your smoothie and float down the streets of the east coast in your car! And then sink and die……

  41. angel says:

    Hiding in the car aside… Go make a smoothie?

    (and btw, why does wordpress not want me to post a comment?!)

  42. Hurricanes hockey+soccer=happy me says:

    Why is everything repeated like 5 times)

  43. angel says:

    damn you wordpress error!

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